How much do Europeans love soccer? You can play soccer while Eur-a-pee'n. Installing a soccer goal with a little white ball on a green urinal mat is a bit crazy. Regardless, the game is actually fun. We need a basketball version in the Dean Dome. I couldn't figure out what the stationary little red balls in the urinal were for. Just for reference, this urinal is located in a cafe in Salzburg, Austria. At this point, I'm getting good at taking pictures of urinals. 

Translation of text: "What bad disease is in here?" 

Most likely the greenest escalator in the world, located in Munich. I have no idea why the entire escalator is full of plants. Needless to say, it does not function. 

For people who can't decide if they want a Volkswagen or a motorcycle. 

To be continued...

I've been traveling the past few weeks, and now I'm dealing with lots of bureaucracy, but I'll post some major updates (mostly in the form of photos) within a week, probably later rather than sooner. Hopefully that'll catch everyone up on what I've been up to. I'm sorry to leave you all stranded; expect more stabilty now that I'm settled in to a permanent location.