I was talking with a couple other Americans who are in my language course during lunch, and I discovered that Joey, who was in one of my German classes at UNC last year, is hilarious:
“I don’t know why anyone would want a tongue ring because the other day, I bit my tongue, and that really hurt.”
“People these days are taking way too much medicine, and it is all about the money. People take medicine to help them concentrate, and then there are side effects, like diarrhea. How are you supposed to concentrate when you have diarrhea?! So then you go back to the doctor, and they say, 'Oh, well we’ve got a medicine for that too!'”
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